Also not a priority for HR?
- Realistic and relevant training & development
- Employee morale
- Security and privacy
- Attracting & retaining talented employees
- Practical and attainable diversity goals and objectives
What is a priority for HR?
- Team building
- Customer service
- Union-busting
- The company picnic
- Paperwork and employee files
And you wonder why I’m going to work at Starbucks as a barista, right?
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#1 is SO friggin’ TRUE!
and now that i’m out of the game, i just might write about that.
all the best!
deb
You’re going to work at Starbucks? Nifty! There have been days (many, many bleak & gray days) when I’ve thought about ditching payroll crap and donning the green apron. But then I look at the price of a bag of Innova Evo cat food… nope, can’t afford the pay cut. Back to the paperwork, personnel files, and team building.
@deb — have at that topic because it needs some sunshine.
@perrick — Starbucks won’t have me. It’s just a dream. Also, my cats don’t like Innova. We’re back on the Science Diet Indoor and everyone is happy. They might get Purina One if momma doesn’t get a job.
Starbucks wouldn’t have me, either. I hate people and am too short to work the espresso machine.
I’ve never had a cat who recognized any version of Science Diet as “edible”. Nutro Max has always been well-liked. In fact, if I made Chex Mix with Nutro Max, most people would eat it without noticing it’s cat food.
This is why I don’t host parties.
I have too much to whine about on this topic so I will have to do a track back.