Let’s role play.
- Your name is Madonna.
- You’re almost 50.
- You still have an eating disorder and body image issues.
Go!
I hate to admit it, but I want my full-time job to be exercising on a pilates reformer machine, dance classes, and JT. (You can keep Timbaland.)
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A big part of Madonna role-play: Talk with a faux English accent…
But yeah, I wouldn’t mind playing…errrr…singing with JT as a full-time job! *sigh*
madonna isn’t 50 yet?
really.
i thought she was.
and we all know the way she keeps in shape like that is simply by doing yoga. (about 3 hours of it a day, from what i understand. which doesn’t sound healthy either, does it?)
all the best!
deb
@Karin — That fake english accent drives me nuts. She’s from D-E-T-R-O-I-T.
@deb — Yoga is so 2002 for Madonna. She’s now into mainlining the human growth hormone.
That video is freaking hilarious. Madonna is all stripping and JT is wearing a SCARF. He is wary of wardrobe malfunctions methinks.
@Wenchie — you can’t be bothered with clothes when you’ve only got 4 minutes to save the world!