Dammit, you didn’t ask if the Cheesy Beefy Melt completes my order. Can’t you follow the flowchart?!
Yer fired.
[Thanks to Consumerist and Animal NY for the excellent find!]
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They stopped selling the cheesy beefy melt at my local T-Bell. When I found out, they volunteered to make me one anyways. Now those are some good employees (as long as they didn’t spit in it).
Hey Wenchie, I must be the only person who loves this flowchart — and Taco Bell. I’m going to do all my training in the future by cartoon flowchart. I think it’s highly effective!
Heh.. A drive-through HR window: It could work
Hmm, a drive-through HR window…
“Hi, welcome to MegaCorp Human Resources, how may I help you?”
“I want a positive performance eval, a 5% raise, a boss who doesn’t ride my ass all day, and a co-worker who doesn’t soak her over-processed hair in Aqua Net every morning.”
“The bribe for HR comes to $1750. Do you have our Frequent Whiner card?”
“Yes I do.”
“Great, that gives you a 15% discount, so your total will be $1487.50. Pull forward to the second window, please.”
@Neil I would screw up the order.
@Perrik Too funny. I want a frequent whiner card!! Can you design one? That would be so awesome.