The best advice I can offer on Mother’s Day? Demonstrate some creativity and savvy! Show mom that she didn’t raise a fool!
- Get up early on Monday (for you unemployed suckers, that’s tomorrow, May 12th, 2008).
- Arrive at Target at 8AM when the store opens.
- Buy a 50% off Mother’s Day card with the remaining $2 from your stimulus check.
- Stick the card in a drawer until May 10th, 2009.
- Voil

