Life Intrudes: Why I’m Not Going to BlogHer

Dudes, I’m not going to BlogHer in San Francisco and I’m totes sad about it. The needs of my personal life — relocating & all that nonsense — override the needs of my bloggy life. I don’t have time to be a feminist punk rock HR blogger because I’m busy being a stay-at-home kitty mom with a house to sell and a suburban life to manage.

So I’ll be home in Michigan while HR Wench, Average Jane, and the girls from Elastic Waist enjoy a fun-filled weekend in SF. It’s probably a good thing that I’m not attending because I’d spend my time staring at David Beckham.

PS - A warning to all those who are attending: Watch out for the conservative mommy bloggers. I warned HR Wench that they’ll cut your eyes out with a baby spoon.

13 Responses to “Life Intrudes: Why I’m Not Going to BlogHer”


  1. 1 Mrs. Kennedy July 14, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    Life always gets in the way of fun. . .
    My *awesome* job as a business facing HR partner, combined with mommyhood and forced suburban solitude left me feeling all alone. . .
    and then I found you.
    Thank god for the internet. . .
    Keep hope alive.

  2. 2 Laurie July 14, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    Mrs. Kennedy, you are always welcome here. ;)

  3. 3 perrik July 14, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    Laurie, you’re a Kennedy magnet! And now that I’ve given away what the “k” in perrik is…

    Bummer that you’re not headed to SF, but why not create your own little West Coast realm during the conference? You’ll need to import several busloads each of gawking tourists, aggressive panhandlers, former .com paper millionaires with dull corporate jobs and haunted eyes, and amazing chefs. Oh, and you’ll need heavy-duty fog machines, set to “surprisingly bone-chilling, is that calendar really right, why am I so damn cold in freakin’ July, what is WRONG with this place?”.

    I miss the Bay Area.

  4. 4 Laurie July 14, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    @Perrik (LOL, the Kennedys love me.) This is a great idea. I’ll drink Anchorsteam and important a few homeless hippies out to the countryside here in Michigan. ;)

  5. 5 Florinda July 14, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    I’m not going either - mostly because of procrastination (oh, yeah, and money). Nice to know I will be in good company NOT being in SF - not to mention warmer!

  6. 6 Laurie July 14, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    @Florinda You just had a wonderful vacation. You don’t need to go to BlogHer! :)

  7. 7 Robyn July 14, 2008 at 9:40 pm

    Damn, I was looking forward to meeting you there!

  8. 8 Laurie July 14, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    Oh snap, Robyn!

  9. 9 HR Wench July 15, 2008 at 2:50 am

    This is going to drive me to drink. Who’s with me?

  10. 10 Average Jane July 15, 2008 at 8:19 am

    We’ll miss you in SF! Looks like HR Wench and I are going to have to take over your share of the drinking. ;)

    By the way, if you still have your conference pass and want to sell it, I know someone who’s looking for one.

  11. 11 Laurie July 16, 2008 at 11:28 am

    I love how NO ONE commented on the Beckham billboard. Am I the only one who likes british dudes with rock hard abs????

  12. 12 Heather July 17, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    Beckham is Mr. Tastycakes, I’ll agree. I don’t get why his wife doesn’t smile more…

  13. 13 Laurie July 17, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    @Heather BOTOX?

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