Denny’s

This isn’t HR advice, but this is important & practical advice that can save the world.

If we really want to compel our islamofascist enemies in Gitmo to provide relevant and actionable intelligence information, just feed them Denny’s hash browns. Make those hash browns ‘extra crispy’ and the terrorists will fall victim to a war in their bellies and intestines — a war worse than a war between the Sunni and the Shia.

Thoughts? Please discuss while I go on the prowl for an airport bar that sells a cocktail of Tums, Mylanta, and vodka.

6 Responses to “Denny’s”


  1. 1 Frank Roche July 22, 2008 at 9:04 am

    Eewww! That’ll tear up a stomach…and make those enemy combatants turn into pussycats.

  2. 2 LadyAngora July 22, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    wow, i haven’t eaten at a denny’s in ages… one of the benefits of living in the boonies…

  3. 3 Florinda July 22, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    Oh, Laurie. Hope you feel better - or find that cocktail - soon.

    That’s a perfect example of why my husband won’t set foot in Denny’s.

  4. 4 Laurie July 22, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    My sister thinks that it wasn’t Denny’s — it’s my weak genes. Obviously, I’m not meant to eat bacon, eggs & hash browns at 10PM.

  5. 5 HR Wench July 24, 2008 at 2:43 am

    Oh man, that sound tasty! Except…it was at Denny’s. Now if my mom is going to make it…that is a different story.

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