Bromance & Job Loss: Dan Abrams & David Zinczenko

I’m sorry to report that Dan Abrams is losing his job on MSNBC. Although I love Rachel Maddow — and I consider myself to be MaddowsexualAbrams was a decent enough host and brought a wonderful, Gen X indifference towards the news cycle.

Dan has a legendary bromance with Dave Zinczenko, editor of Men’s Health — and in the interest of full disclosure, I’m a fan of rock hard abs. I can only imagine that the job loss will free up more time for Dan Abrams to spend more time in the Hamptons with his BFF Dave — and they can work on their gluts, their triceps, and their obliques.

I’m totes jealous. I lost my job, and I want a bromance and a house in the Hamptons.

4 Responses to “Bromance & Job Loss: Dan Abrams & David Zinczenko”


  1. 1 col August 20, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    laurs, forget the hamptons. i’ll be your brah. glutes are overrated. ho’s before bro’s baby.

  2. 2 Laurie August 20, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    @col You’re right. Who needs the hamptons?!

  3. 3 Rachel Robbins August 20, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    Is this MSNBC’s attempt at being “diverse?”

    Side note: He should have stayed a brunette. He was so much cutter that way.

  4. 4 Laurie August 20, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    @RachL He’s matching the toupee to the real hair.

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