Comments on: F@%k It Friday: Romance & Sexy Time

By: Laurie

Laurie — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:28:13 +0000

@Amy I like the way you think!!

By: Amy 2

Amy 2 — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:11:10 +0000

I didn’t read all of the posts, so someone may have said it already.

Ultimate sexy is:

hiring a housekeeper so that your wife who works two jobs because she loves them both can spend her extra time with the kids instead scouring the tub.

By: Laurie

Laurie — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 13:19:01 +0000

@Chris Your comment went to spam (Boo!) but you’re a big deal for reasons beyond laundry!

@Rampancy I puked up spaghetti and vodka in a bed (long story) and my boyfriend changed my sheets. Romance = the small things in life.

@pussified Rose petals on bed = lame.

@Vfrida America needs fewer Republican governors. Let him flee to Argentina. They can have him!

@Jackbuilt The *best* bath I ever had was in Las Vegas, before my wedding, where I soaked in an overflow tub (the kind Kohler makes) of mineral salts and waters before being scrubbed down & exfoliated by a Ukranian woman. I would have married HER.

@Max Time to step it up. Don’t do candlelight. Do http://eharmony.com or something!

By: Rampancy

Rampancy — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 08:37:32 +0000

I like dirty talk to.

Most romantic thing a guy ever did for me? Was wash my feet when I puked all over them because I drank too much at a wild party

By: pussifed

pussifed — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:36:02 +0000

Rose petals on the bed. Why?
Most roses don’t really smell all that good (and I don’t really like the smell all that much anyway)

And then we have to clean up all the smelly dried pieces after!

Too much work for the same end result.

By: Vfrida

Vfrida — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 02:55:40 +0000

Well, I am a ROMANTIC and proud of it! I love to bathe with my “loved” one.. not worry about the water or the bath tub!!! I love candle lights, dirty talk, flowers, small gestures of love, jealousy, make up after a fight.. Butterflies in my stomach, anxiety of seeing someone I love and have not seen him for a long time! Ladies and gents, America needs more romance. It is the spice of life and guys, your American born women, don’t like romance in the USA, but when abroad, they fall for the biggest dirt bags the sweet talk them!!! hahaha Ladies .. be more romantic and your man will not flee to South America in search of tenderness…

By: Jackbuilt

Jackbuilt — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 02:14:23 +0000

I’m good with all of it. Mr. Jackbuilt and I have been together for 16 years, married for 14 of them. In the beginning I was all torn up over him not being romantic – where were my flowers, my candles, my Barry White?!? But like Tara said, he was romantic on his terms. Once I figured that out, it was all good. His way is always a Snoopy card, always a card from the dogs and a card from the cats, sometimes it’s flowers, my favorite has been shoes (I’ll put out for shoes everytime). I can’t tell him how to do it, and I’m not about to tell him when, it’s really just about the fact that he does. I’m not about to poo on any of it – I would feel awful if he did that to me.

But Laurie, I’m with you on the bath. My only exception is the sweet spa/hot tub type. Which doesn’t really work if you overfill with bubble bath because you can’t see each other anyway and then panic that the hotel maid is gonna freak out over the tsunami of bubbles you’ve left all over your hotel room.

By: Max

Max — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 00:57:25 +0000

I don’t like dating, candlelight dinner, flowers (unless they come in pots), etc. Maybe that’s why I am still single.

By: Laurie

Laurie — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 22:49:22 +0000

@Amanda Well I’m more than just laundry and lysol. I like clean floors and an organized garage!

@JLee I think trinkets are cheap. I want it all. I’m not giving up my fancy engagement ring any time soon, but I do want Ken to get home and carry two, 40 lb bags of cat litter to the basement.

By: jessica lee

jessica lee — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 21:30:58 +0000

I think the romance cynics are just haters who aren’t being showered with stuff because they are paired up with someone cheap. If you were to begin to receive little blue boxes, Godiva choco covered strawberries + bubbly, Red Door spa days… your perspective would certainly change. Call me spoiled, fine. But don’t tell me you wouldn’t be thrilled by it! At the end of the day, it is indeed just stuff but the thought and effort and time that goes behind it is what is amazing. And someone who goes to those lengths is golden in my book.

Talk is cheap, folks. Words are empty. Show me how you feel.

Does this make me materialistic amd shallow?