Here are items submitted by readers for the inaugural Go F–k Yourself! edition.
You people have a lot of issues. Ever consider therapy?
- Glenn Beck
- Chicken Out
- The O2 Arena
- Bono
- Dell Computers
- Local Town Councils in the UK
- 42nd Street
- Bad bosses
- Whiners & complainers
- People who abuse animals
- Alpha-males in the workforce
- Crappy HR bloggers [editor's note: this hits too close to home!]
- FISA
- CTA and Metra
- Dinesh D’Souza
- My professor of Issues & Controversies in American History
- Wal-Mart
- The fruit-cart guy
- Mitt Romney
- Joe Lieberman and Jon Kyl
- My car dealership and the $550 bill for my 40K car service
- Horizon Academy South
- Expired coupons
- CVS
I was going to submit my car insurance company for haggling over $12.77, but they were champs in the end and waived the charge. So I’ve got nothing, this week.
Can something or someone go f–k itself? Send me your submission for next Friday’s edition.
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McCormick spices can go fuck themselves for discontinuing Mexican seasoning! (Also, the Yahoo Spanish-English dictionary for what it gives me when I type in “fuck yourself”.)
i vote for alpha males in the workplace. down with douchehounds everywhere!
by the way, i totes love how my mini head is flying there next to my comment. hilar!
wait, what the? suddenly it switched to the col on mic pic. WTF?
Who/which do you think would be less therapy-resistant: Wal-Mart or Mitt Romney?
Molly – I think Mitt Romney could change if you put him in a team-environment and throw around a bunch of business jargon, which tells me that he is a moron.
Wal-Mart, while evil, knows itself well enough to resist change *or* change on its own terms.
So I would say that Mitt Romney is the bigger douche of the two.
Hmm.
What would you get if you put Mitt in charge of W-M ? Wal-Mitt?
Rom-Mart.
Sounds like an evil robot!