This is way overdue, but I owe you a go f@#k yourself list. I’ll intersperse my nominations with yours, but I’m not feeling particularly angry. Neither are you. Is this the best we can do, America?
- Walgreens Drive-Thru Pharmacy
- Macy’s doorbusters
- mice
- Windows XP
- The MRSA virus
- smoked sausage
- Barry Bonds
- The Iraq War
- feline herpes virus
- Christian video games
- antibiotics
- Directv commercials
- Detroit
- Turkey Fryers
I would also like to add that gas prices can go f@#k themselves. I’m ready to start riding my bike in the snow.
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a submission for the third edition: customers who selfishly stand in front of the cash register putting their money away and tucking themselves in for a really long time before clearing out, thus impeding everyone else in line from paying.
Another late edition from anonymous: people who write checks at the supermarket.
Windows Vista is a “go f*&k yourself”. Windows XP is merely a w*&k.