Comments on: Monday Morning HR Humor: Consultantspeak

By: Julie O'Malley

Julie O'Malley — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 02:22:47 +0000

Love!

Julie harnesses holistic content that incubates user-centric mindshare while reintermediating B2C niches. A leverager of web-enabled e-business, she approaches the goal of redefining real-time technologies that benchmark leading-edge web services. Her proven results in optimizing back-end paradigms help facilitate interactive ROI, mesh value-added e-markets, and innovate front-end relationships.

So true.

By: MattyMat

MattyMat — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:56:29 +0000

You need to ask??

By: Laurie

Laurie — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:42:12 +0000

@Karla You’re hired!

@Kerry Those butts are softer and cuter, too.

@Sid I hate dudes who say a-hole. Either say asshole or don’t say it.

@Sue LOL, I love the ‘b’ words.

@Liz YES YOU ARE.

@Shannon This is all true. Perfect!

@Breanne Put that shit on LinkedIn. Now. It’s brilliant.

@MattyMat Whoa, hey, that’s almost too much. Can you be that fabulous??

@NZ That’s so concise and awesome.

By: theNZHRGuy

theNZHRGuy — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:44:11 +0000

The NZHRGuy is a best of breed user who expedites killer relationships and can visualise value added action items in a way that synergises innovative initiatives while leveraging ubiquitous paradigms. What more could you need?

By: MattyMat

MattyMat — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:45:06 +0000

Mat v. is an industrious go-getter with the power to sway to the enonomic winds of change with the fortitude to prevail even in the darkest of climates, to emerge as the prince of all that is good and decent in this black, evil, corrupted corporate world! Trust ye in my Steed, Oh Company Hiring Manager!! You will not be emmersed in Regret– I promise you that, Sir and/or Madam!!!

By: Breanne Potter

Breanne Potter — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:21:52 +0000

Breanne is a seasoned consultant specializing in synthesizing cross-media niches, optimizing extensible relationships, and engaging mission-critical communities.

Yep- that’s my new tagline.

By: Shannon Seery Gude

Shannon Seery Gude — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:49:25 +0000

Shannon is a web consultant that helps companies visualize value-added web-readiness, unleash their vertical networks, and iterate best-of-breed vortals.

By: Liz

Liz — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 14:42:31 +0000

Liz Brenner is a fresh HR professional who grows one-to-one metrics, revolutionizes sexy e-commerce, and integrates cross-platform eyeballs.

LOVE IT.

By: Sue Danbom

Sue Danbom — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 14:27:54 +0000

Sue Danbom is a brash beacon who brings billable bullshit to the buyer.

Simple. Elegant. Pretty much tells it like it is.

By: Sid Prince

Sid Prince — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 14:19:32 +0000

Sid Prince reinvents leading-edge infrastructures with an eye toward meshing global content under monetized dot-com e-markets.

Yep – sums me up nicely. Though, maybe I should include a bit about being an a-hole? No?

Digression – I hate people who use the word a-hole. Don’t you?

Sid.