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Monday Morning Office Humor: Executive Decision

by Laurie on March 10, 2008

As forwarded to me by a former colleague:

An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, either Suzie or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.

Suzie came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and the executive approached her and said, “Suzie, I

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Jen March 10, 2008 at 8:50 am

HARHAR

mona buonanotte March 10, 2008 at 8:53 am

One time my office received a prank order, with the customer’s first name as Heywood, and the last name as Jablowme.

We still laugh about that one.

laurie March 10, 2008 at 11:51 am

Good old Bart Simpson strikes again!

gina March 10, 2008 at 3:25 pm

hi laurie, im a new reader in the position of office/hr manager at an IT firm. I really enjoy your blog!

Laurie March 10, 2008 at 4:13 pm

Gina – Thanks for the nice note. Happy Monday & always feel free to leave comments!

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