Did unemployment make me a narcissist — or — are my natural, narcissistic tendencies aggravated by too much time on my hands?
Could you imagine if I were punk rock enough to combine action and narcissism? Throw in a little anxiety and self-loathing — with a pinch of unresolved issues from my childhood — and I could be a total rockstar.
You can, too!
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yes, i could imagine. combine action and narcissism and you’d have your own TV show!
or, do as you already do, grow a penis and you could be the executive vp of communications for a global media company. yes, it could all be yours!
take naps in the office, play video games, write books and columns for your freelance career, send your assistant to fetch your dry cleaning all while collecting a massive check for doing nothing but occasionally screaming at underlings and always always keeping your nose firmly implanted inside the CEO’s ass.
Col… I hope you weren’t trying to make that sound unappealing, because to me it sounds awesome. If only I had a penis… wait I don’t want that.
Col — That job sounds okay except that no one seems to tolerate that behavior from women. Am I wrong? Women who act like that are ousted & called Queen Bees. Old dudes with small wieners and big bellies? Hell yeah, scream at your assistant!
Lexy — The penis causes problems. I would err on the side of the vag any chance I get!