Did I mention that I found an adopter for Emma, my most recent foster kitten?

No one rocks a princess tiara better than a kitten.

(I guess unemployment does have a purpose. It enables my crazy-cat-lady tendencies!)

I’ve decided that I want to be a local celebrity and attend charity events for the sake of attending.

Also, a note to the paparazzi: I don’t mind the cameras, but I want to be photographed with a soft focus.

It was only a matter of time until another hard-luck kitten came into my life. Meet Emma, my new foster kitten who will be available for adoption very shortly. Emma was thrown from a car but she is doing fine thanks to the loving care of a local vet & his awesome staff.

She’s adorable, right? She purred during her bath and gave us thank-you-for-saving-me kisses.

Wait a second — don’t get all caught up in the cute. Stay with me here. Aren’t you all about the outrage?

• She was thrown.
• From. A. Car.

It’s par for the course around here, unfortunately. Michigan is the heart of the auto industry, after all. Now that I think about it, every region has its own way of torturing animals. In Puerto Rico, they throw animals off bridges. Maybe a car is more humane.

(Assholes.)

It’s a sick, sick world. Go donate to your local animal rescue or volunteer some time.

Five of my six foster cats have a home. The first two went to a very good home, today.

Oh my aching heart! I miss them already.

Now will someone please adopt Pep