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Your Job Depresses Me

The AP reports that seven percent of full-time workers battled depression in 2006. The study was conducted by the NSDUH, which just goes to show you that someone in Washington DC has a sense of humor when creating a taxpayer-funded group to research and publish obvious data about workplace substance abuse.

Here’s a finding that I especially enjoyed reading:

Women were more likely than men to have had a major bout of depression, and younger workers had higher rates of depression than their older colleagues.

(NS)DUH!

Working women (& working mothers) earn less money than their male counterparts (they do). Corporations are structuring compensation plans so that younger workers earn less money than their predecessors (they are). Younger workers and working women are earning less money today than in the 90s due to wage stagnation. With economic pressures linked so closely to societal pressures, the rate of depression discovered in the NSDUH study seems a little off in my totally non-scientific opinion.

Furthermore, the findings in the NSDUH study suggest that depression is most common in jobs such as childcare, home health care, and food service workers. Those aforementioned jobs are often outsourced commodities that are staffed by young adults and women — constituencies who are underrepresented by unions and employee advocates. These are also constituencies who are examined in the book, The Missing Class. Workers in the missing class lack affordable, comprehensive health care and educational resources. A lack of health care could impede a diagnosis of depression and throw off the NSDUH study’s findings.

So I’m just saying that — in a very long way and without any data to support my gut-feeling — the 7% number seems a little low.

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Weekend Break

No foster kitties (& I’m totes sad) but I do have plenty of apples.

HR Policy: Skorts Are Never Appropriate At Comcast

 

I really like that you get four chances to stop wearing skorts before you are fired. Do you really need that fourth chance to stop wearing the world’s ugliest piece of clothing?

Leaks: Skorts Are Never Appropriate At Comcast - Consumerist

 

Sumara Printed Microfiber Skort

POTUS 08: Are The Candidates Better Than Your Boss?

I’ve been thinking about my previous supervisors and wondering if any of them could be president. Then I started thinking, “What would it be like to work for Bill Clinton?”

This led me to take a look about the current crop of candidates and wonder

  • Who would make the best boss?
  • Who would be the worst?
  • Who would micromanage the way I go to the bathroom?

Let’s take a look.

Democrats

Hillary Rodham Clinton

  • She would be a great leader and would champion the causes of those whom she trusts.
  • You would know if you made a mistake because she wouldn’t talk to you. You might hear about it through the well-managed grapevine.
  • She’d slit your throat in a heartbeat if she felt you were disloyal. Just like she did to Vince Foster.

Barack Obama

  • He would be the type of boss who assumes the best of his employees.
  • He will give second chances, but he won’t be fooled. Your second chance will be monitored by his wife, who doesn’t give second chances & thinks her husband is too nice.
  • He would be generous with his praise and with merit increases.

John Edwards

  • He believes in what he is saying, and his enthusiasm is contagious. You’ll wonder — should I be this excited? Is this possible? Is he genuine? (He is. Go ahead. Drink the Kool-Aid.)
  • He learns from his mistakes and won’t make them twice.
  • He won’t suffer fools on his team. No one will jeopardize his vision.

Dennis Kucinich

  • You’ll wonder if this guy is for real.
  • When you realize that he is for real, you will wonder why no one is joining his team.
  • Then you’ll see the zen books, the meditations mats, and the younger wife. Instantly, you will know why he’s not making headway. The dude is like your old college professor — he operates on a different plane & the world is not ready for him.

Republicans

John McCain

  • You’ll join his team for his reputation alone.
  • You will be disappointed to discover that you’re now working for Gil Gunderson — the used car salesman. He can’t pay you, but he can show you the ropes.
  • Once upon a time, he was in his glory. Now he’s just old. He has lots of stories about the good old days, though.

Rudy Giuliani

  • Whenever he gets the chance, he’ll remind you of how great he thinks he is.
  • Wait — did you hear about how he did that one great thing six years ago?
  • And how you should work for him because of that one great thing?

Mitt Romney

  • He’s a flashy boss with a fancy blackberry and a good suit.
  • He’s open to changing his position and flexible on the issues. He doesn’t mind publicly contradicting himself and then going back to his original position.
  • If you tell him what you think, he’ll agree with you and tell you that he thinks that way, too; however, he reserves the right to change his mind.

Fred Thompson

  • Thinks everyone not on his team is an idiot.
  • Thinks of himself as a leader; therefore, in his mind, he is a leader.
  • Likes the finer things in life: cigars, younger women, and lobbying firms — & won’t apologize for it, either.

Ron Paul

  • It’s like working for your crazy uncle who hasn’t paid his taxes since 1982.
  • The guy is nice enough and makes sense when you’re drunk & he’s buying the drinks.
  • His team consists of you, some guy named Bill, and Chester from down-the-road. You all carry guns.

Mike Huckabee

  • Will make you pray before meetings.
  • Doesn’t like liars but won’t admit to gastric bypass surgery, thus creating tension on his team.
  • Wonders why his team isn’t more successful, but ultimately puts it all in the hands of Jesus.

Pepé Wants to Remind You…

Pepé wants to remind you that his foster mama can’t blog more about Human Resources until he is adopted.

He is sitting on my laptop’s keyboard in protest until he finds a new, forever home.


Punk Rock HR Question #7: Is HR a Viable Career?

(Punk Rock HR Question #6 is still being edited, so here’s a question from Melissa in Australia! I will answer her questions in a different color font so you can read this post as a conversation.)

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Hi Laurie — I’m Melissa, i’m 19 and i live in Melbourne, Australia. I randomly found your blog site and read your post about your HR career My Career, My Choice: Why I Work in Human Resources while i was searching the internet for articles and blogs and anything really that would help me obtain a more comprehensive outlook into the HR career. I’m currently in second year uni, second semester, at Deakin University. I was just wondering if you could answer a few questions about your job? Or tell me, as a student looking on going into the HR stream anything i should know about the career? To me, HR seems like a viable career…but there are a few things i am uncertain about…

Is it true the HR departments are usually undervalued by the organization?

Melissa, Human Resources departments are severely undervalued by most organizations; however, departments that don’t contribute to the company’s profitability will always suffer the scorn of upper management. Employees who work in IT, audit, finance, and corporate communications all complain about a lack of credibility with senior management. The supporting functions of any company are needed, but they aren’t always valued.

I would recommend Deb Owen’s post on Corporate America & the value of a department like Human Resources. It’s excellent supplemenal reading!

How long do people stay in payroll and administration?

Payroll and administration roles are automated and outsourced at most major corporations in America. ADP is used by many Fortune 100 organizations to manage the payroll function; other companies like Hewitt and Fidelity are used to manage administration.

What’s left for Human Resources professionals is (allegedly) more strategic & thoughtful work — employee development, succession management, training, performance management — but very often, Human Resources is asked to liaise with these outsourced companies to help address payroll and administrative issues.

What is the HR career ladder like?

Here’s what I think: it’s not very good. It is difficult to make a change between HR specialties and generalist work. If you’re like me and you make the change from a recruiter to a generalist, you find that HR Generalists don’t value your contributions as a recruiter and HR Recruiters don’t find any value in your general HR expertise.

Most people move from HR Assistant (administrative support) to HR Associate (a bridge role) to HR Generalist to HR Manager to HR Director. A career in Human Resources can be bumpy, though, because there are new titles floating around the field: HR Business Partner, HR Advisor, and HR Strategic Business Consultant. I’m not sure what the hell those titles mean, actually.

Is HR boring? What kind of things do you do?

Human Resources is a study in stupidity and boring, political intrigue. Most of the work we do should be done by managers and directors. It’s not rocket science. Here’s what needs to be accomplished: develop leaders, be kind to your colleagues, and treat one another in an equitable manner. When things are going well, Human Resources acts as a coach and a teacher; when things are going poorly, HR acts like a police officer and a referee.

Which HR specialist area would be the most interesting do you think? Recruitment, Occupational health and safety, Renumeration….??, Learning and Development? Change management?

The biggest and most promising area for Human Resources is Learning & Development, or what we call Organizational Effectiveness here in the United States. This specialty includes aspects of change management. This is the biggest way that Human Resources can make an impact to the company’s profitability.

Or is being a HR generalist better? How or why not?

Being an HR generalist is easier — there are more long-term & stable job opportunities in the United States for true HR Generalists who are certified through our governing body, SHRM. I think this will change in the future, though, and it’s good to have a generalist background with expertise in a specialty area like Organizational Effectiveness.

You seem like a pretty down to earth person! i hope to hear from you = )

Melissa, thanks for writing. I hope this was helpful!

PS - What degree did you study, to do HR? And what commerce subjects would you, as a person who had a job in HR, suggest to major in alongside HR? There is marketing, accounting, economics, finance to name a few. Which one would be the most helpful? I was thinking possibly accounting?

I have a degree in English Literature, with a minor in Comparative Religion. My degrees are totally useless. I think it’s essential for new HR professionals to understand the language of business or psychology (or both). I highly support a comprehensive knowledge of accounting; however, if you’re going to study accounting, be an accountant. You’ll make more money.

Also, from my perspective so far, on what i have researched about HR, is HR like being the “mother” of the company? Example, dealing with everyone’s problems, personal and financial, because ppl in finance and management don’t really care at all. Basically, are you the person employees come to when they are sick, want sick leave, long service leave, promotions, angry with management etc…Is it all about keeping everyone as happy as you can, balancing the needs of one company function with those of another? (which would be a very difficult thing to do!)

Some employees and managers expect you to mediate disagreements and act like a therapist. I tell them no. They should solve their own problems. Who am I? Freud?

I was thinking of doing a Masters overseas, would this be a good idea? I know postgraduate qualifications are necessary nowadays, well in Australia at least, to help give you a competitive edge when applying for positions.

I think overseas travel is necessary in a global economy, and a masters degree is essential in Corporate America. I would recommend it.

Have you had to defend the position of HR in the company your whole working life?

Yes. For 12 years and counting.

i know in Australia they are just coming to see the importance of the HR function, and they have been educating the public more about the job in the newspapers recently. On september 3rd there will be a special addition in the my careers section of The Age newspaper all about HRM. Can’t wait..! What do you tell the ignorant people who laugh at HR, and call it a glorified administrative position?

I tell them to suck it. Luckily, I’m usually in the kind of job where I can talk like that. Specifically, I ask them, “Do I look like a secretary to you?”

I can vaguely see how it is a lot more than an administrative function…but hopefully with more study it will become clearer to me.

It depends on the company, Melissa. Some companies will expect the HR department to schedule picnics, intervene in disagreements, and mediate conflict. Other companies will ask you to help them train and develop the next generation of leaders. I think your job search will lead you to the right company. Just be sure to do your homework and talk to other HR professionals before you accept a job in the field!

Thanks again!

Good luck, my dear. Stay in touch!

September 11th: The New Labor Day

When the towers fell, the only thing I could think about was work. My new friends & colleagues were in One WTC on the 35th floor. I worried about their welfare and I wondered if my teleconferences were canceled. Sigh, can you believe it? The focus on work is so reflexive. The enormity of the event didn’t hit me until the towers fell — maybe even later than that.

I remember thinking, Hijacking? Terrorism? In America? At work? Not in Corporate America! This would make more sense at a post office — not an insurance and investment office in Manhattan.

Six years later, I’ve come to think of September 11th as the New Labor Day. The victims of this terrorist attack were employees, employers, support staff and executive leaders. They were white collar and blue collar — legally and illegally employed for some of America’s largest corporations. They were pilots and flight attendants, business travelers and vacationing passengers. Some died at work, and some died while taking a vacation from work.

It’s so haunting to think that an American citizen could die at work from terrorism. It’s cynical to write this, but what terrorizes me most is the meaninglessness of these deaths. Some of the deceased were thinking of their families as they faced death; however, others didn’t have a chance as they discussed the latest office gossip & corporate politics. Too many lives were over before people had a chance to pull themselves away from work and prepare themselves for their final moment.

What’s enrages me most is that Americans who witnessed the attacks on 9/11 and rushed to volunteer on the pile at Ground Zero — firefighters, police officers, EMTs, regular joes — are still affected by the tragedy. They suffer from lung disease and post-traumatic stress disorder. ABC News reports that 7 out of 10 first responders have severe lung illnesses, and many of those heroes lack proper care and health insurance to meet their medical needs.

The events of September 11th are so very tragic, and they continue to haunt American workers to this day. (The firefighter who retires because he can’t walk up a flight of stairs. The office worker who coughs non-stop and can’t breathe without the assistance of canned oxygen.) We need a new movement in America to provide universal health care coverage, improved worker’s rights, and better working conditions. What better way to honor those who died on 9/11 and continue to be impacted by the toxic dust than to christen September 11th as the New Labor Day.

Kids in America

Kids these days are embracing the 80s without even knowing the 80s.

I’m here to tell you that the 80s were all about big eyeglasses, partial perms, and Michael Jackson. Who needs that nonsense?

Don’t even get me started about stirrup pants.

Except the early 80s were kind of cool. I’ll always take Yaz and Roxy Music over Sean Kingston and Soulja Boy.

I worry about a future where the kids don’t know Kim Wilde but know her bangs.

When Worlds Collide: Work/Life Balance

Is this you?

  • Do you ever bump into co-workers at the grocery store and find yourself lapsing into work-talk?
  • Do you check your work email after dinner with the family?
  • When the phone rings, is your impulse to answer it by saying your first name and your department?
  • Do you attend your kid’s soccer game and spend time gossiping about colleagues with other parents?
  • Do you keep your blackberry on your nightstand?
  • Do you dial “9″ to make an outside phone call from your home?

If so, take a deep breath and relax. Now stop thinking about work. Seriously.

The CEO of the company is paid to miss soccer games, obsess about the stock price, and keep his blackberry by his bedside. Just remember that you are paid to work, and you are also paid to take some time off. You earn vacation, you earn holidays, and you earn the right to a weekend.

So please give it a rest. Stop gossiping, stop freaking out about work, and stop asking me HR questions when you see me at Target. Do I look like I’m working as your HR liaison as I’m browsing the clearance rack in the garden aisle?!

Kids These Days

My philosophy class began, this evening, and I entered the school with a tremendous amount of trepidation. I was worried about the coursework, worried about my ability to keep up, and worried that I would make a fool out of myself. That’s a ton of unnecessary worry for a woman (with a bachelors degree) who is auditing a course at a community college, right?

I don’t need to do any work. I just need to show up and smile. What’s the anxiety all about?

Turns out that I’ll be fine; however, college is so much different, these days. I know that I’m not attending Harvard, but the standards of classroom behavior are so much different. I’m thirty-two years old and felt like a fuddy duddy.

  • What’s with the conference room style of learning? Where are the wooden desks?
  • Why are kids texting one another during the lecture?
  • Why does the professor use a computer during his lecture?
  • Is there really free wifi throughout the building?!

My college experience began in 1992: no computers, no email, no electronic means of communicating with the professor. There were strict office hours, limited interruptions during class, and no cell phones.  The only kid with a piercing in the classroom was me, and I was smart enough to have one piercing (and not seven or eight).

Tonight’s class was totally different:

  • The kids were fidget-monsters with ADHD.
  • It was common practice to whip out the cell phone and text a buddy during a lull in the lecture.
  • There were boys and girls in my class with weird-ass plugs in their ears.

As a side note: plugs in the ear make me want to barf. I just want to say, “Trust me, kiddo, you’re going to regret that when you’re older.” As a human resources professional, I can say that most employers won’t hire you if you have 2″ plugs in your ears. Also, most health insurance plans won’t cover reconstructive plastic surgery to a too-wide ear hole.

If you want to widen something, widen your horizons.

In any case…

…kids these days are a piece of work. Who raised these slow-witted, lazy chumps? I’m still blown away by all the text messaging during class. Maybe these kids are all deaf from their iPods, but I can hear their fingers going click-click-click on the keypad. It’s bothering the hell out of me.

Here’s my message to the youth of today:

Don’t make me accidentally kick the back of your chair until you stop texting and start behaving yourselves.

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Laurie Ruettimann: Who Cares?


Laurie Ruettimann is a punk rock, Human Resources professional with extensive Fortune 500 experience. She writes and speaks about business trends, employment, Corporate America, and permanently opting-out of the rat race.

She also believes you should spay & neuter your pets.


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