Worst Job in the World Holiday Contest

by Laurie on December 1, 2009

Here are the details of the WORST JOB IN THE WORLD contest. You can win $100 from my wallet, Gary Vaynerchuk’s book, and the rest of the crappy business books and swag in my house.

  • Convince me, in fewer than 500 words, why you have the worst job in the world.
  • Send your essay to yo@punkrockhr.com by December 21st @ 12PM ET and the winner will be announced on December 23rd.
  • I will publish all entries.
  • I will use your first name and/or your chosen pseudonym. I will abbreviate the name of your company.
  • You must be currently employed and work for the company. I must be able to call, anonymously, and verify your employment.
  • By submitting your story to Punk Rock HR, you grant Laurie Ruettimann and Recruitingblogs.com a permanent royalty-free license to use and/or reproduce your story.
  • By submitting your story to Punk Rock HR, you release Laurie Ruettimann and Recruitingblogs.com from any civil or criminal liability.
  • If you sue me — or if your company comes after me because I didn’t disguise their identity well enough — I will punch you in the face.

Are you game? Send your little essay my way!

Editor’s note: I’ve been asked two questions. “Do you still have a cold in this video? You look worn out.” Thank you, chump. I do have a cold. Appreciate the concerns. “Are you wearing pants?” Shut up, pervert. Also, no.

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Dan December 1, 2009 at 1:18 pm

Well, I betcha that I can could win a best job in the world contest… care to run that one? (I could always use an extra $100.)

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China Gorman @ChinaGorman December 1, 2009 at 3:21 pm

I’m with Dan. You’d be hard pressed to have a better job than mine! :-) and I’ll give the $100 to charity!

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Laurie December 1, 2009 at 3:28 pm

Bah, good jobs are boring. :)

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BZTAT December 1, 2009 at 7:14 pm

Where were you a few years ago? Could have won it hands down then. Now I have 2 decent jobs, but neither pays me anything.

You may have a little trouble with this contest. Not that many folks have jobs period–good or bad. Just sayin’…

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Jasmine December 1, 2009 at 7:16 pm

Dan and China Gorman, where do you work? Can I send you my resume?!

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@ChinaGorman December 1, 2009 at 8:54 pm

Jasmine: I work at the headquarters of SHRM (Society for Human Resource Management). Go to http://www.shrm.org and see what our openings are and apply if there’s a match.

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Deadhedge December 2, 2009 at 2:47 pm

Who’s initials are yo in the email address of your entry? Or is that one of your cats?

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Laurie December 2, 2009 at 2:58 pm

It’s YO! Like a white girl shout out to the world.

YO!

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Low on the Totem Pole December 2, 2009 at 4:54 pm

Worst job in the world is apparently domestic help in Lebanon since so many of the women doing this job are killing themselves to escape – either by suicide or accidental death during an actual escape attempt. Nothing I would be doing to earn $ in this country could be worse than that…

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David December 5, 2009 at 8:13 am

Hey, you made fun of Gary’s book along with all the other crappy business books. What’s up with that? :)

Actually, I am interested on your take about business books. Sounds like a future blog post in the making.

Can’t enter contest…very happy in business.

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